Origin
Kentucky, USA
Rolling hills, green meadows, and barrels full of tears that taste better than any safe space ever felt. Out here, "land of the free" is not just a slogan - it is a flavor profile.
The Distillery
Turning Tears into Liquid Gold
Sure, we could have just made great bourbon. But instead, they went full savage and figured out how to distill leftist tears into sweet Kentucky nectar.
A blend of traditional craft and modern mischief, bottled for people who believe freedom should come with a smooth bourbon.
Flavor & Scent
From Bitterness to Sweet Tears of Joy
Soft oak tannins greet you up front, rolling into warm toasted oak vibes. At 90 proof, it hits with just enough heat to remind you this is the real deal.
On the tongue? Creamy, buttery smoothness with sweet butterscotch and a vanilla wafer finish. Because liberty should go down silky - and leave a lingering grin.
BUNDLE UP. POUR UP.
The First-Ever Tears Merch Drop. Now With Bourbon.
Bourbon tastes better with accessories. The first-ever Tears merch has landed. Now we've bundled our favorites with the reason you're really here: Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. Pick your poison - cap, glasses, stickers, cards, or go all in with the Mega Bundle.
Limited Edition Merch Bundle
Cheers Bundle
Description:
Because misery loves company, and nothing says "I respect your terrible life choices" like matching glassware. Two engraved whiskey glasses, one premium bottle, and an implicit agreement that you're both in this together.
Perfect for: that one friend who actually listens, your co-conspirator in bad decisions, or the only person at Thanksgiving who understands.
Warning: May cause honest conversations. Possible side effect: actual human connection. Not responsible for hangovers or the bonds you'll form over shared disappointment.
Bundle Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left™ Kentucky Bourbon 750ml
- 2 Tears of the Left Bourbon Glasses
- 1 Greeting Card Pack (10pcs)
Contains:
Because misery loves company, and nothing says "I respect your terrible life choices" like matching glassware. Two engraved whiskey glasses, one premium bottle, one greeting card pack (10pcs), and an implicit agreement that you're both in this together.
Perfect for: that one friend who actually listens, your co-conspirator in bad decisions, or the only person at Thanksgiving who understands.
$126.99
$79.99
Free shipping. Available for a limited time.
Limited Edition Merch Bundle
Party Bundle
Description:
Show up to literally any social gathering outfitted for success. Cap on (controversial opinions at the ready), stickers in your bag (subversive propaganda), greeting cards in hand (passive-aggressive apologies). One bottle of our smoothest bourbon to make the whole thing tolerable. This is the bundle for people who don't just attend parties—they weaponize them.
Warning: May result in you becoming the most memorable guest. Possibly not in a good way. Moderately likely to end friendships. Guaranteed to spark at least 3 arguments before dessert.
Bundle Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left™ Kentucky Bourbon 750ml
- 1 Tears of the Left Hat
- 1 Greeting Card Pack (10pcs)
- 1 Sticker Pack (10pcs)
Contains:
Show up to literally any social gathering outfitted for success. Cap on (controversial opinions at the ready), 10 stickers in your bag (subversive propaganda), 10 greeting cards in hand (passive-aggressive apologies). One bottle of our smoothest bourbon to make the whole thing tolerable. This is the bundle for people who don't just attend parties—they weaponize them.
$126.99
$79.99
Free shipping. Available for a limited time.
Limited Edition Merch Bundle
Mega Bundle
Description:
Why choose when you can have the whole damn thing? The Mega Bundle brings together everything from our first-ever merch drop with a bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon to wash it all down. Hat on your head. Bourbon in your glass. Stickers where they shouldn't be. Greeting cards ready for friends, enemies and complicated family relationships.
Perfect for: the Tears completist, the chronically difficult to buy for, or anyone who looked at the other bundles and thought, "Yeah, but where's the rest of it?"
Warning: May cause excessive Tears ownership, inappropriate gifting, unsolicited political conversations, and the sudden realization that moderation is wildly overrated.
Bundle Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left™ Kentucky Bourbon 750ml
- 4 Tears of the Left Bourbon Glasses
- 1 Tears of the Left Hat
- 1 Greeting Card Pack (10pcs)
- 1 Sticker Pack (10pcs)
Contains:
Why choose when you can have the whole damn thing? One premium bottle, two engraved whiskey glasses, one Tears hat, 10 greeting cards, 10 stickers and absolutely no attempt at moderation.
Perfect for: the Tears completist, the chronically difficult to buy for, or anyone who looked at the other bundles and thought, "Yeah, but where's the rest of it?"
$204.99
$139.99
Free shipping. Available for a limited time.
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THE TEARS HALL OF FAME
Limited Edition Bourbon. Legendary Personalities. Collectible Boxes.
Some people drink Tears. Some people become part of the story. Meet the legendary personalities who've joined the Tears of the Left family - each with their own limited-edition collectible bourbon box, packed with exclusive extras, signed memorabilia and plenty of reasons to raise a glass.
Collect your favorites. Complete the set. Welcome to the Tears Hall of Fame.
Meet the legendary personalities who've joined the Tears of the Left family - each with their own limited-edition collectible bourbon box, exclusive extras and signed memorabilia.
Collect your favorites. Complete the set.
PATRIOT Tear Stone Edition
$109.99
$99.99
Tears Against Sanity™ Edition
$109.99
$99.99
COMMIE Tear Stone Edition
$109.99
$99.99
Complete Rob Schneider Collector’s Bundle
$329.97
$259.99
SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition
$109.99
$99.99
GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition
$109.99
$99.99
DEI Tear Stone Edition
$109.99
$99.99
FEMINIST Tear Stone Edition
$109.99
$99.99
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