Story of the GLOBALIST Tear Stone
This legend doesn't manage the swamp - he drains it.
While globalists hold summits and issue statements, DC Draino pulls the plug and lets the noise empty itself. The tears come fast. Loud. Endless. Until they harden.
Those crystallized globalist tears became the GLOBALIST Tear Stone - forged to keep your Tears of the Left bourbon ice-cold without watering down your backbone.
Because legends drain the swamp... and keep globalists firmly on ice.
