Legends brave enough to pick their favorite tears and not apologize for it on X the next day.
Meet our Legend Tear Collectors
Discover their Tear Stone stories.
Meet our Legend Tear Collectors
Once upon a time...
Once upon a time ...
... in a world spiraling into chaos over every headline, a secret society formed: 𝕏 Legends. These weren't your usual celebs posting puppy selfies and hashtags about "kindness." Nope.
These were the award-winning warriors who'd swung swords on ancient sets, and captained starships through cosmic chaos.
Some crashed red carpets in sky-high heels and turned eyebrow-raising rants into trending hashtags.
Others stared down Hollywood groupthink, punched holes in globalist talking points, and refused to vanish just because someone tried to cancel them.
They cracked jokes sharp enough for Emmy nods, shouted catchphrases that became memes, and dropped "Breaking!" so often it rattled newsroom ceilings.
Together, they share one mission:
Turning the purest, saltiest
Tears into whiskey chillers
legendary whiskey stones for the perfect bourbon temperature
bold enough to headline your night.
Cheers to Tears!
Collect All Limited Edition Boxes
Why settle for one legend… when you could roll with the whole crew?
Collectors Edition Contains:
- PATRIOT Tear Stone Edition
- Roseanne Against Sanity
- REBEL Tear Stone Edition
- Commie 2.0 Tear Stone Edition
- SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition
- COMMIE Tear Stone Edition
- GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition
- DEI Tear Stone Edition
- PATRIOT Tear Stone Edition
- Roseanne Against Sanity
- REBEL Tear Stone Edition
- Commie 2.0 Tear Stone Edition
- SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition
- COMMIE Tear Stone Edition
- GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition
- DEI Tear Stone Edition
$869.92
$699.99
Free Shipping - Don't miss out - Limited Stock Availability - Shipped within 24h (Legend collector cards will be shipped when all celebrities are revealed.)
Signature Limited Edition Box Set
The Complete Rob Schneider Collection
$329.97
$259.99
Limited Collector’s Pack Contains:
- 3 Bottles of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 3 Tear Stones (Chilling Whiskey Stones)
- 1 Tears Against Sanity Official Party Game
- 300+ Prompt & Response Cards
- Custom Tear Shaped Official Game Die
- 2 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 3x Signature Collector’s Cards (by Rob Schneider)
- 3x Collectible Display Boxes
Free Shipping - Don't miss out - Limited Stock Availability - Shipped within 24h.
As seen on Gutfeld!
You bring the memes. We bring the bourbon.
Collector Stats
Freedom-lovers who prefer their bourbon bold and their safe spaces nonexistent.
Of collectors say their bourbon tastes better knowing someone's crying about it online.
Limited-edition Whiskey Tear Stones forged from the saltiest sobs and hottest takes.
