Premium Proof of Liberal Meltdowns. Drink and Cry Responsibly.
Complex enough to diagram in a blog post, quirky enough for a toddler meltdown, and strong enough for surviving 30-minute monologues.
Strong enough to drown out wails from the left, smooth enough for game day victory sips, and savage enough to come with its own alert siren.
Sweet enough to honor the badge, strong enough to survive taser mishaps, and designed to keep you awake.
So bitter even the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) can’t fix it — but hey, it’s cheaper than $34 trillion.
Dark secrets. Bold truths. Not everyone’s ready for the drop — but it goes down smooth if you are.
So strong, leftists can’t cry their way out of it - perfect for killing woke narratives & reminding everyone masculinity isn’t toxic.
The complete Book of Tears recipe book is a collectible item included with every bottle of Tears of the Left™ Bourbon.
Signature Limited Edition Box Set
Limited Collector’s Pack Contains:
- 3 Bottles of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 3 Tear Stones (Chilling Whiskey Stones)
- 1 Tears Against Sanity Official Party Game
- 300+ Prompt & Response Cards
- Custom Tear Shaped Official Game Die
- 2 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 3x Signature Collector’s Cards (by Rob Schneider)
- 3x Collectible Display Boxes
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