Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Commie 2.0 Tear Stone (Chilling Whiskey Stone)
- 1 Tears Against Sanity Official Party Game
- 1 Legend Collector's Card (by Rob Schneider)
- 300+ Prompt & Response Cards
- Custom Tear Shaped Official Game Die
- Instructional Booklet with Cocktail Recipes
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In a world where the comrades thought they’d cried their last tear, wearing a suit so shiny it has its own gravitational pull.
That’s right. Rob Schneider is back for the sequel. If you know anything about Rob’s movies, you know sequels are where he really hits his stride.
Last time, he bottled the tears of every communist who discovered that “free stuff” comes with a bill. The box sold out so fast the comrades demanded an investigation into the free market. The investigation was underfunded. They cried about that too.
This time, the stakes are higher. America leads the world in artificial intelligence and is gunning for superintelligence. Over in the people’s republic of perpetual shortages, the official chatbot can only answer one question per citizen, per month, and only after the committee approves the wording.
The result is the biggest tear surplus in recorded history. Rob had so many tears he didn’t know where to put them, so he cranked the furnace to “capitalism” and fired the whole batch into crystal. Out came the Commie Tear Stone: a heavy-bottomed rocks glass forged from pure, concentrated sobbing and built for one job, your Tears of the Left bourbon.
This holiday season, peace is on the table.
Peace, love and private property.
Commie Tears 2.0. Rated R for Redistribution-Free. Pour your own glass. Keep every drop.
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Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 Tear Stone (Chilling Whiskey Stone)
- 1 Signature Collector's Card (by Rob Schneider)
- 1 Collectible Display Box
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Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left (750ml)
- 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 Tear Stone (Ice Stone for Chilling Whiskey Undiluted)
- 1 Signature Collector's Card (by Roseanne Barr)
- 1 Collectible Display Box
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Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone (Chilling Whiskey Stone)
- 1 Signature Collector's Card (by Kevin Sorbo)
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Why settle for one legend… when you could roll with the whole crew?
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Signature Limited Edition Box Set
Limited Collector’s Pack Contains:
- 3 Bottles of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 3 Tear Stones (Chilling Whiskey Stones)
- 1 Tears Against Sanity Official Party Game
- 300+ Prompt & Response Cards
- Custom Tear Shaped Official Game Die
- 2 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 3x Signature Collector’s Cards (by Rob Schneider)
- 3x Collectible Display Boxes
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Step 1
250 years ago, our Founders didn't just disagree, they declared it. They traded kingly rule for the chaos of liberty, fought a revolution, and built an experiment that has kept the world's self-appointed "enlightened" class in a perpetual state of rage ever since. We honor that tradition by continuing to speak freely, even when it leaves the establishment speechless.
Step 2
We take the spirit of 1776 and forge in the same fire that built this republic, and age it in new American oak. Just as Washington crossed the frozen Delaware, we don't dilute our process. No shortcuts, no compromises, and no bowing to modern revisionism. Freedom, after all, deserves good wood and enough time to earn its character.
Step 3
Finally, we refine that legacy into a bourbon that is as bold as a signed declaration. It's a spirit that remains ice-cold, undiluted, and completely unbothered by the whims of the present. 100% Kentucky Bourbon, 250 years in the making, and strictly 0% safe space.
