Rolling hills, green meadows, and barrels full of tears that taste better than any safe space ever felt. Out here, "land of the free" is not just a slogan - it is a flavor profile.
Sure, we could have just made great bourbon. But instead, they went full savage and figured out how to distill leftist tears into sweet Kentucky nectar.
A blend of traditional craft and modern mischief, bottled for people who believe freedom should come with a smooth bourbon.
Soft oak tannins greet you up front, rolling into warm toasted oak vibes. At 90 proof, it hits with just enough heat to remind you this is the real deal.
On the tongue? Creamy, buttery smoothness with sweet butterscotch and a vanilla wafer finish. Because liberty should go down silky - and leave a lingering grin.
Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon (750ml)
- 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 Tear Stone (Ice Stone for Chilling Whiskey Undiluted)
- 1 Signature Collector's Card (by Rob Schneider)
- 1 Collectible Display Box
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Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Tears Against Sanity Official Party Game
- 1 Legend Collector's Card (by Rob Schneider)
- 300+ Prompt & Response Cards
- Custom Tear Shaped Official Game Die
- Instructional Booklet with Cocktail Recipes
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Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 COMMIE Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone)
- 1 x Legend Collector's Card (by world famous comedian)
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Limited Collector’s Pack Contains:
- 3 Bottles of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 2 Tear Stones (Ice Stone for Chilling Whiskey Undiluted)
- 1 Tears Against Sanity Official Party Game
- 300+ Prompt & Response Cards
- Custom Tear Shaped Official Game Die
- 2 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 3x Signature Collector’s Cards (by Rob Schneider)
- 3x Collectible Display Boxes
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Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone)
- 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Triggering Snowflakes
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Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 GLOBALIST Tear Stone (Chilling Whiskey Stone)
- 1 x Legend Collector's Card — For Draining the Swamp
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Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left (750ml)
- 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 FEMINIST Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone)
- 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Walking Loud and Living Unapologetic
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Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left (750ml)
- 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 DEI Tear Stone* (Chilling Whiskey Stone)
- 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Defending Truth in a Cape
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Why settle for one legend... when you could roll with the whole crew?
Collectors Edition Contains:
- PATRIOT Tear Stone Edition
- TEARS AGAINST SANITY Edition
- SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition
- COMMIE Tear Stone Edition
- GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition
- DEI Tear Stone Edition
- FEMINIST Tear Stone Edition
$769.93
$599.94
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Kentucky, USA
70% corn, 21% rye, 9% malted barley
Color: Rich mahogany
Nose: Oak mingling with caramel, vanilla, and dried fruit
Taste: Soft oak upfront, evolving into toasted oak lactones. Creamy, buttery mouthfeel with sweet butterscotch and a vanilla wafer finish.
- Non-chill filtered
- Kentucky Straight Bourbon blend
- 45.47% ABV* We're perfecting this number because precision matters.
(Unlike some “fact-checkers.”)
