Signature Edition Box Set
Honoring those who drank hard, argued harder, and built the greatest country the world has ever seen - all while wearing wigs and calling each other gentleman.
Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon (750ml)
- 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 Rob Stone - Ice Stone for Chilling Whiskey Undiluted
- 1 Signature Collector's Card (by Rob Schneider)
- 1 Collectible Display Box
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Forged from the frozen river George Washington crossed: we introduce the PATRIOT Tear Stone Edition. Honoring those who drank hard, argued harder, and built the greatest country the world has ever seen - all while wearing wigs and calling each other gentleman. Built to keep your bourbon ice cold, while preserving every ounce of flavor and freedom. Just like the Constitution intended. Because patriots don't dilute their whiskey. Or their principles.
Step 1
250 years ago, our Founders didn't just disagree, they declared it. They traded kingly rule for the chaos of liberty, fought a revolution, and built an experiment that has kept the world's self-appointed "enlightened" class in a perpetual state of rage ever since. We honor that tradition by continuing to speak freely, even when it leaves the establishment speechless.
Step 2
We take the spirit of 1776 and forge in the same fire that built this republic, and age it in new American oak. Just as Washington crossed the frozen Delaware, we don't dilute our process. No shortcuts, no compromises, and no bowing to modern revisionism. Freedom, after all, deserves good wood and enough time to earn its character.
Step 3
Finally, we refine that legacy into a bourbon that is as bold as a signed declaration. It's a spirit that remains ice-cold, undiluted, and completely unbothered by the whims of the present. 100% Kentucky Bourbon, 250 years in the making, and strictly 0% safe space.
Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Tears Against Sanity Official Party Game
- 1 Legend Collector's Card (by Rob Schneider)
- 300+ Prompt & Response Cards
- Custom Tear Shaped Official Game Die
- Instructional Booklet with Cocktail Recipes
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Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 COMMIE Tear Stone (Chilling Whiskey Stone)
- 1 Signature Collector's Card (by Rob Schneider)
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Limited Collector’s Pack Contains:
- 3 Bottles of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 2 Tear Stones (Chilling Whiskey Stones)
- 1 Tears Against Sanity Official Party Game
- 300+ Prompt & Response Cards
- Custom Tear Shaped Official Game Die
- 2 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 3x Signature Collector’s Cards (by Rob Schneider)
- 3x Collectible Display Boxes
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Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left (750ml)
- 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 Tear Stone (Ice Stone for Chilling Whiskey Undiluted)
- 1 Signature Collector's Card (by Roseanne Barr)
- 1 Collectible Display Box
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Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Tears Against Sanity Official Party Game
- 1 Legend Collector's Card (by Roseanne Barr)
- 300+ Prompt & Response Cards
- Custom Tear Shaped Official Game Die
- Instructional Booklet with Cocktail Recipes
- 1 Collectible Display Box
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Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone (Chilling Whiskey Stone)
- 1 Signature Collector's Card (by Kevin Sorbo)
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Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon
- 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 GLOBALIST Tear Stone (Chilling Whiskey Stone)
- 1 x Legend Collector's Card — For Draining the Swamp
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Limited Edition Box Contains:
- 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left (750ml)
- 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave
- 1 DEI Tear Stone (Chilling Whiskey Stone)
- 1 X-Legend Collector's Card for Defending Truth in a Cape
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Why settle for one legend… when you could roll with the whole crew?
$869.92
$699.99
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