Triggering Meltdown
Collecting Tears
Distilling Bourbon
Tasting Flavours
Distributing Freedom
Triggering Meltdown
100% Kentucky Bourbon.
0% Safe Space.
Tears of The Left™ is
Woke meltdowns. Distilled.
First, spark a liberal meltdown. Think mean memes, election results, courtroom victories, bills passed and peace deals that leave pundits speechless…
Cue the tears.
Next, we gather those liberal tears - each one pure and filtered for greatness. Then we age them in new American oak barrels, because freedom deserves good wood.
Finally, we distill those tears into the best bourbon. So smooth, it makes “the narrative” nervous. This isn’t just the best whiskey - it’s a drink with convictions.
One Pour = One Meltdown.
Distilled by Legendary Anti Woke Warriors.
For fans who believe jokes shouldn’t get canceled… or watered down.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 COMMIE Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card (by world famous comedian)
Shipped within 24/48 hours - Don't miss out - No longer available by end of January
* Free shipping except HI & AK $50 shipping rate. ** Stone color varies based on supply and availability.
For those who know a real warrior never melts under pressure…
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left Kentucky Bourbon - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Triggering Snowflakes
Shipped within 24/48 hours - Don't miss out - No longer available by mid February
* Free shipping except HI & AK $50 shipping rate. ** Stone color varies based on supply and availability.
For believers in truth bombs… and countries, and bourbon, with borders.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Keeping It Domestic - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left (750ml) - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 GLOBALIST Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone)
For patriots who prefer their bourbon colorblind… and without quotas.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left (750ml) - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 DEI Tear Stone* (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Defending Truth in a Cape
For those who recognize two genders… and one perfect way to drink bourbon.
Limited Edition Box Contains: - 1 Bottle of Tears of the Left (750ml) - 1 Book of Tears - Cocktails for the Bold & Brave - 1 FEMINIST Tear Stone** (Chilling Whiskey Stone) - 1 x Legend Collector's Card for Walking Loud and Living Unapologetic
Why settle for one legend… when you could roll with the whole crew?
Collectors Edition Contains: - SNOWFLAKE Tear Stone Edition - COMMIE Tear Stone Edition - GLOBALIST Tear Stone Edition - DEI Tear Stone Edition - FEMINIST Tear Stone Edition + Free Gift
$ 499.95
$ 449.95
